First order of business: My pants don’t fit and not in the good way! 😦 Those pants I bought in a size smaller than normal a few weeks ago are getting tight. Time to step it up.
I’m positively exhausted and didn’t get down and yoga-dirty when I got home like I had planned today. However, I did make a point to do squats and wall push ups any time I went to the bathroom, which is a lot because I drink 90 gallons of water an hour. I’m not even exaggerating. That’s something, right? My legs are seriously sore. Also, I’ve found it helpful not to watch myself in the mirror while doing these things. I’m a bit of a narcissist but it’s really awkward. I also parked billions of miles away when I went to Subway and to Payless. That counts, too, right?
Thankfully(!), I won Katy’s 30 Day Shred Giveaway! I broke my dvd into bits awhile ago because I was mad and frustrated with it. Yep, I’m real mature. Anyway, she sent out the dvd (and some surprise goodies that I’m SUPER excited about) today and I’ll hopefully get it by the weekend. I’m going to incorporate doing that daily into my daily blogs here. I may also be doing an update after the 30 days on her blog, as well. This may involve before and after pictures that I am in no way excited about taking (the before pictures, at least.) I’m not making promises, except one to actually to do the 30 days.
I am the queen of chapped lips. Seriously. I’m ready to cut them off.
Anyway, back to my food. I ate eight different vegetables. Seriously. I don’t think I’ve eaten that many in a week let alone in one day. None of these vegetables were celery. As my illustration shows, I f’ing hate celery. I don’t understand people who actually like it. I think they had developmental issues in their oral stage that they consider something so ridiculous as a food product. Celery cravings should be considered to be pica.
True story: My mother and I both love greek yogurt. We’re both addicted to it. She, however, is gross and disgusting and I can’t believe I’m related to her when it comes to how she eats it. Personally, I like a little bit of granola or a tablespoon of whatever kind of preserves I have on hand. She, the nastypants, likes celery in hers. CELERY. Wtf is that? This is reminding me that I need to buy some more Chobani and hide it from her and her sick celery eating. I’m getting chills thinking about celery and yogurt. Ugh.
I need either another job or a new job. I can’t afford to live on $8.25/hr with a massive car payment and student loans coming out my ass. If anyone knows of any jobs I’d be good for that are either near Pittsburgh or would pay for me to relocate, I’m your pickle.
See you in 24 hours or so. (See that Weight Watchers scale in less than 48. Ughh.)