The number one search term for my blog? Celery shit. Twenty-six views of my blog have come from someone searching for celery shit. I don’t even.
Other awesome terms? In no particular order:
i “hate celery”
bArEfOoT “my heels off”
definition of poop
hiding celery in food
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Today I’ve had one meal. The majority of my big loud family went to a huge brunch buffet today. It was brutal. Deliciously brutal. We ate at 11 and I’m not hungry at 6. I think I did pretty well, too.
I’m positively terrified to weigh in. I know I’ve said this before and sometimes I end up with an amaaaaaaaaaazing result, but not this week. This is going to suck. I think I’m going to stick it out and weigh in on Saturday or something instead of Wednesday. The new WW plan comes out on Friday. I don’t want to weigh in on Wednesday and then have to wait until next Wednesday to get on the ProPoints train.
I bought ODB a stuffed hedgehog that makes this weird almost-kind-of-coughing noise. She’s been going crazy with it for over an hour now. I seriously love this dog, even if she failed the Doggy IQ Test I found on Google. haha. She really is dumb as a brick and six pounds of stink, but I love her. I feel like a crazy cat lady but with a Maltie (What do you call a Maltese/Yorkie mix? Morkie? Maltie? Yortese? I could probably Google that, too. I’m a big ol’ lazy.)
Speaking of being a big lazy. Guess who still hasn’t worked out? I’m just not feeling it. I think the .8 loss depressed me or something. I can’t make myself do it. Maybe I’ll get some sort of motivation before I go to bed. Doubt it.
My views have gone way down since about the 15th. I wonder why. Whatever.
Bonne nuit, WordPress.